GAY SHIT PROBABLY
me (this one is not satire)
nature
probably you if you're here
bob saget
russian roulette
anyone who read webcomics as a child
people who sag and wear emoji patterned boxers
galaxy print in a middle school "i read warrior cats" way
poeple who collect mcdonalds toys
brandon;the one that sits behind me in english class and has a mullet. i know you like men.
greasy band kids that do not quote tik toks
boot cut jeans from goodwill
anyone who has bought a neutral milk hotel vinyl from barnes & noble
car obsessed freaks
deviantart/amino kids
anyone who thinks takis are good they are fukcig disgusting
if you watched cartoon network as a child but in this specific way i can't explain
disclaimer;: this is satire mostly okay b ye